Phonesex Striptease.

I like to tease.  It’s a little foible of mine, and sometimes it pisses people off, but if you like being teased then this is really the phonesex service for you.  Simply ask me to do you  a phonesex striptease when you come online and I’ll show you just what I can do for you.  You’ll be amazed at just how good at this I am, and I can make you hold off shooting your jizz right until the very end.  I don’t go into any sort of imagined intercourse at the end, simply because I’m not stupid and I know that you’ll have been beating off right from the start, so that the moment I tell you that I’m naked you’ll cum for me and then more than likely just hang up the phone (and why not?  I’m not here to charge you an extortionate amount of money for phonesex am I?  You can get that sort of service from me  over on financial castration!)

I usually begin by describing to you what I look like and what I’m wearing.  I never lie about this by the way, I’m a red hot mature lady and I happen to think (along with several others) that I look fucking fantastic!  And when I tell you what I’m wearing you’ll get the real deal.  If you happen to have caught me in the middle of my work at home (perhaps doing the washing up or the vacuuming?) then you’ll no doubt get me in some jeans and a dirty shirt; if this is the case I’ll tell you so.  Now if you want me to change into something else I’ll do this too, but most people are happy with what I’m wearing because I always wear nice underwear!

Catch me next post for a little more on the phonesex Striptease.